DFBS
Yesterday, that is friday, we (me and a lot of people I know from my last workplace) got together for a traditional DFBS - Dålig Film Bra Sprit, which translates to: Bad Movies Fine Spirits - BMFS 
We watch really bad movies and drink a lot of alcohol, and in the process of watching them, we constantly taunt the movies! It’s like “Oooh, she speeks with a french accent, oh no, now she speeks in a russian accent!” or “Look! It can be killed with guns!”.
Yesterday we watched these three brilliant movies:
Shadowchaser 3000
House of the Dead II
Poseidon
Shadowchaser 3000 it said on the front of the DVD we had, but the movie seems to be actually called Project Shadowchaser III. Very confusing. But not as confusing as the movie itself! I mean, a new type of android, affected by a strange new metal discovered on planet Juno V, who turns a killer and slaughters everyone on board. 25 years later the mining ship craches into a satellite orbiting Mars, and the killing starts again. And the people on the ship just watch the android (or “The German Androgyn, with gunpowder in his pockets” we started calling him)! They don’t shoot it! Not until the very end! It’s like “Oh, look! It can get hurt by bullets!” or as if the director saved that bit to the last with “We can’t have them shoot him so early in the movie, we have to have some kind of leverage to the end scene!”. Eugh.
House of the Dead II was a very strange DFBS movie! It was really bad, but in such a strange way that it was hard to make good comments about it! We had to resort to simple bashing: “You stupid soldier! DO NOT GO IN THERE!”.
And I’ve got a hungover. Not a bad one, but my head feels really heavy! I slept from 4 am to 1.30 pm! Wuhuu! THAT’S good! Now I think I’m going to order myself some kebab. Time for breakfast!
JenEriC wrote,
Bah! If you can recall *that* much, you didn’t drink enough!
November 18th 2006 at 19:27 (7:27 pm) — Using
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Caroline wrote,
I suppose you don’t remember anything about Poseidon as you didn’t comment on it in your post?
November 18th 2006 at 19:37 (7:37 pm) — Using
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Mika Perälä wrote,
Yeah, I barely remember Poseidon! David had to fill in some of my blanks today
The parts I do remember weren’t funny enough to make comments about.
Oh, I drank my fare share yesterday! Cheesus, I was so drunk I passed out when I got home. First time in ages that I can’t even remember how I got to bed!
November 18th 2006 at 23:46 (11:46 pm) — Using
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John Kim wrote,
that is a really cool idea, BMFS
“unbreakable” is a pretty bad one
November 20th 2006 at 06:33 (6:33 am) — Using
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Mika Perälä wrote,
Hello John!
Yeah, we started it a couple of years ago! I recommend to try it!
Unbreakable is unfortunately too slow for a BMFS
November 20th 2006 at 12:19 (12:19 pm) — Using
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